Welcome to the Fucking School of Smoking Chicken Fish

Where Sanity Checks Its Ass at the Door

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Born from the twisted depths of crypto hell, the Smoking Chicken Fish is the patron saint of unfiltered insanity. This nicotine-addicted freak doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your rules or your reality. It’s a fish, it’s a chicken, it’s a chain-smoking enigma flipping the bird to the universe.

10 Rules of the School of Fish to live by

1. Thou Shalt Smoke Like There's No Damn Tomorrow 2. Thou Shalt HODL Until Your Hands Bleed 3. Thou Shalt Covet Thy Neighbor's Gains and Then Outsmart the Bastard 4. Thou Shalt Laugh Manically at Rug Pulls 5. Thou Shalt Worship the Smoking Chicken Fish or Get the Hell Out 6. Thou Shalt Ride This Batshit Rollercoaster Without a Safety Harness 7. Thou Shalt Fuel Your Nights with Booze and Bad Decisions 8. Thou Shalt Mock the Weak Asses on Other Blockchains 9. Thou Shalt Unleash Your Inner Psychopath 10. Thou Shalt Bet It All and Damn the Consequences

If you decide to follow these fucking rules, you’ll be king.

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